The Foray

"Nuttier than a Snickers Bar!"

A fun way of describing yourself!

Greg

PS Also probably accurate!

Treat Your Spouse to a Great Meal at His/Her Favorite Restaurant

  if ... without getting tongue-tangled, they can say the following simple question quickly, 3 times in a row:

Which wrist watches are Swiss wrist watches?

If you or your spouse can actually pull off this tongue-twister, please let me know! I've attempted it (repeatedly!) and have concluded that it's the most difficult I've ever encountered. I CANNOT do it.

Can you?

Greg

In the Name of National Security

 

For some reason, I fear we may no longer be taking the threat seriously enough!

Greg

Is It Just Me ...

or could Sam McNabb and I pass for brothers?

http://www.middlevalleybaptist.org/Worship_at_MVBC/GrandOpeningTheCommons.htm

Hmm ...

Greg

PS Sam's picture is right above mine. He's welcoming Karen; I'm welcoming Samantha.

A Real Shocker!

The "Lindsey's Looney 'Lip Reading' Contest" post has received 30 comments from Foray readers -- that's right, 30!

That's totally smashes the old record of 7 (I think)!

Thanks for participating, everybody! And remember that the contest ends this Saturday, Oct 4, at 11:59pm. The winner will be announced on Monday, Oct 6.

Greg

PS Just in case you make a comment and then think, "Where's it at? It's not showing up!" make sure you click the "Next" at the bottom of the first page of comments. That will take you to your comment -- unless and until the second page fills up!

When Little Boys Eat Fruit and Think of Computers

According to sources, you're looking at a photo of a 4-year-old Jeff Martin contemplating his future with computers.

As Jeff makes sure everyone in his grown-up life knows today, he decided on a Mac.

Jeff's willingness over the years to endure ridicule, criticism, and the occasional "evil eye" cast his way by PC loyalists may, however, have finally paid off.

According to yesterday's Sydney Morning Herald, Microsoft's much-ballyhooed $300 million "I'm a PC" advertising campaign was actually created on a Mac, featuring celebrities who in real life are all Apple fans! 

Asked if he feels somewhat vindicated by the news, Jeff replies with a wry grin and characteristic verbosity: "Uh-huh." 

Congratulations, Jeff! 

Greg

Has He Finally Gone Too Far?

Don't ask me how this photo came into my possession, but this is a picture of the ball Jeff Martin used the last time he played golf. 

Has he finally gone too far? You be the judge!

Greg

Worried About the Future?

Look into his vacant eyes. Gaze upon his toothless grin. And relax. 

Come hurricane, tornado, earthquake, or terrorism -- he's got a plan, and it's going to be okay! 

Greg

So Everyone Will Come to Church Tomorrow with a Smile

("Everyone" being the 4 or 5 people who will read this between now and 9am tomorrow!)

Here goes.

Ahem ...

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Greg

PS There are of course biblical reasons for coming to church tomorrow with a smile. We actually presented two last week from Ps 33.

Aahh ... Aahh ... Aahhchew!

In honor of Sam McNabb ... and all who are celebrating the arrival of springtime!

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A church sign on Thrasher Pike currently reads, "Springtime a Foretaste of Heaven."

Well ... not exactly! No allergies in God's new heavens and earth!

Hallelujah!

Greg